Thursday, December 21, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
"Henry Hickabig""Henry Hickahumungous""Henry Hickytrick""Henry Humptydump""Henry Hickabrat""Henry Hickatheif""Henry Humpatough""Henry Ickythrift""Henry Hickadick""Henry Thickahuff""Henry Hickathick"
"Henry Hooptyhoop"
"Henry Hickawhoopdeedo"
"Henry Hickawhat?"
"Henry Hickawhateverthehell"
"Henry Hickadumb"
"Henry Hickamute"
"Henry Hickadoesntevenhickup"
Wednesday, December 6, 2006

INT. FISHTOWN BAR
- (looking at a tattoo)What is that?
- Velocipede
- Is that like a bug?
- (smiles) Huh? No. A bug? It's not that bad, is it?
- No. I like it.
- You just don't know what it is?
- Right. I'm amused and...ignorant.
- Right.
- Yeah.
- It's the first bicycle. Well, that's not true. The first bicycle was called a bicycle. The velocipede is like a precursor - a prototype.
- A preamble.
- Right. We the people will soon ride bicycles.
- Um...So you ride a velocipede?
- No. (laughs) But I do ride a bicycle.
- Oh.
- I just like the history. (looking at a tattoo) What is that?
- A scar.
- Yeah, but, is it from polio vaccination or something.
- Well, not exactly. I fell off my bike.
- How old were you?
- (thinking) 11. Or 12.
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
"...and so we stood in a place where leaves stay longer than the residents, where locks break more than a teenagers face and people don’t feel safe."